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Everyone discussed your pubic hair when it got blurred on a late-night program. Should we all be showing additional body hair or not?

More! I'm a fan of natural hair. I appreciate pubic hair. I enjoy everything about it. I’m sure without that hair, it wouldn't have been edited. Does that make sense? The natural hair, is considered too controversial.

I didn’t even notice the blurring occurred! I was really excited. I was like, “Well, perhaps they'll use a huge black bar.” Instead, they discreetly blurred that part. I was eager to play that show and I’m glad that they aired it, although they had to censor my bush. I fully support body hair.

On Comparisons & Spiritual Connections

A few have remarked that you look like Amelia Earhart. Do you think you share anything on a deeper level?

I mean, I might attempt what she did. I would probably die yet I'd try.

Sometimes I receive really rough, wrong comparisons. Online users can be cruel. A particular example involved a dead body, similar to an ancient corpse with a ring on. A mummy with gay vibes.

Record Names and Previous Events

A record you released is called a passionate phrase. Did you ever light something ablaze?

My mum’s house. When I was living there I put a cigarette out, and it didn’t go out. I went to bed. I was awakened by a neighbor knocking on my door as a section was on fire. I began spraying water. Officers arrived and hosed it down. I damaged the whole house. That was pre-Perfume Genius, prior to recovery.

People of Dislike

Can you name someone you oppose?

The filmmaker from that documentary. Plus the classic singer.

That Octopus Teacher guy presented the film as if he was undertaking it to improve family bonds yet he simply spends all the time underwater alongside the creature. And then at the end it passes away because he doesn’t want to meddle with the wild. But there are long scenes of him rubbing his body all up and down the animal, which feels like interference to me.

Ideal Animal Companions

Were you able to alter an animal's dimensions to keep as a pet, what would it be?

I love monkeys. I don’t think it's right to keep one regardless of size though suppose ethics aren't the focus right now. I love gibbons. But it wouldn’t be a domestic animal. It'd become a housemate. I would want that it makes its own choices. No rent required. It would resemble a family member.

Romance & Union

Recently you shared photos from your wedding. (Best wishes!) What is the best thing you’ve done for love?

It’s like black magic during love, since it takes months until I admit it to them but all I can think about of them. Alongside Alan, it seemed I focused my aims. I lit little pieces of paper. I practiced spells. It succeeded. Any time I've been really into someone, it’s like a 24-hour job personally.

Reality TV Scenarios

Were you forced into a reality program tomorrow, what would you choose?

I'd perform poorly on any show. Alan would be so good, I'd send him instead for those programs. I think he would win a large prize. Like, Love is Blind, The Bachelor. I'm not skilled with flirtation. I fall a lot, I collide with objects. I can’t really be hot on purpose.

It would probably be Big Brother. I'd attempt Survivor but I burn easily and I’m a sickly historic-era person. I might contract an old illness or some old-timey disease. They’re kind of the same concept but you just have to be indoors.

Strange Employment

Which was the oddest work you’ve ever had?

Oh, I’ve had a few. I worked as a phone salesperson at a lending firm though I'm nearly certain it was fraudulent, because I was just supposed to collect private details. That’s really all what they required. The operators were recently released from jail and my payments would bounce.

I also worked at a personal ads company before smartphones, thus many individuals lacked scanning devices. They would send their pictures for me to digitize and put on their profiles. I wasn’t supposed to but I took them all home, so I possessed an entire collection of personal images. I could read all their messages too. It was against rules do any of these things yet I certainly had preferred individuals I would check up on.

Favorite Duos

You posted: “Two gay guys … an excellent pair.” Which is your preferred gay male duo?

It's well-known that I'm a huge Brokeback Mountain fan. I cried for like months after Brokeback Mountain. It was very severe me. While doing chores and suddenly collapse recalling it. Up until then, I hadn’t seen a high-cost, well-made LGBTQ+ film. For a week straight I was just listening to a dance remix of the guitar riff.

Can you name other gay men? Impromptu questions challenge me today. I just took Tylenol. They cause autism? Well, too late for me.

Signature Sandwiches

If you had a sandwich named after you, what ingredients?

I don’t like overly complex sandwiches. I like greens, tomato, onion, cold cuts, mayonnaise, some kind of Italian seasoning, oil and vinegar. It would just be a straight-up sandwich – which is surprising, because I’m sure people would think I would put flowers in it or similar.

Many don't believe my name should be Mike. It should be like some something artistic name. Yet I'm simply an ordinary person kind of person.